It counts

"Honey, I think that hair in your beard is grey..."

"No its not."

[closer inspection] "Yes! Its white! It is!"

"What? Where? I don't have any grey hair... its probably blonde."

[excited finger jabbing] "Right... there! See it? Its white! Aha! Its white."

"Oh, yeah. *Hmph* Look at that. Oh well, it will be gone when I shave."

"It counts!"

"No it doesn't."

"Yes - it DOES!"

"You'd count it if I had an ass hair that was white."

Yes. Yes, I would.