You're an a**hole

I hate you. I see you talking to yourself - you and your little ear-bud. Are you so busy that you can't even hold a phone while shopping? Are you so scared to be left alone with your thoughts while you do things with your hands... that you must be constantly engaged at all times? Its like a piece of jewelary you attached in the morning and take off before going to bed. You know who you are. We are all very impressed.